22Feb/12Off
Wednesday of Ashenness
It's Ash Wednesday, when Catholics and the Protestants that look Catholic wear palm ashes on their foreheads. Let me tell you why.
19Feb/12Off
“Hey, Jesus, Why You So Shiny?”
Jesus glows really bright and stuff ... He's shiny ... and yes that's a Firefly pun.
12Feb/12Off
LEPER! UNCLEAN!
Lepers are bad and stuff and they are smelly and look weird and don't belong and I don't like them and cause you know the thing and so umm .... HEY JESUS WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!