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10Nov/11Off

Reclaiming Lich-King Jesus for the Faith

Christianity has a long history of taking things that were used to mock it and using it for good.  The term "Christian" was originally an insult directed at Christians during the persecutions against them.  Lately there has been an abundance of things on the internet referencing "Zombie Jesus".  Usually this comes up around Easter time, but I've seen a lot of it lately as well.  Now, I contend that the proper form of address is "Lich-King Jesus" and I shall tell you why.

24Oct/11Off

The Heartland Proclamation

Hey all.  Through Phae_girl, I came across this thinger called the Heartland Proclamation.  It's essentially a statement by a bunch of pastors in the middle of the country affirming their support of LGBT rights in religious and secular contexts.  Now I'm going to tell you where they're wrong.

18Oct/11Off

1st World Musician Problems

I'm a multi-instrument musician.  And because of this, I have a problem. For many people, there is no realization that this problem is even really a problem.  You see I want to start taking drum lessons again.

13Sep/11Off

Clerical Celibacy

A while back, when I was still in seminary, I wrote a paper for a church history course entitled "Tracing the Development of Clerical Celibacy in the Roman (Western) Church up to the Reformation".  Dry title but it is what it is.  Due to some nonsense going on on the Facebook page, here it is (fair warning, it's nearly 4000 words):

14Jun/11Off

Pastor’s Got a Brand New …

So, today is a good day. There's a DQ in my town; it's two days until the beginning of awesomeness; I got a thing:

12Jun/11Off

Pastor doesn’t feel good :(

Yea, it's Pentecost and all, but I feel about 3 flavors of unwin this morning.  Here's hoping it's like yesterday where by afternoontimes it goes away.

30Apr/11Off

How to make it so there’s football in 2011

So I've been watching the NFL draft the past several days, and I've come up with how to fix football.  It's scary easy.

19Feb/11Off

Pastor’s Puzzlement

So, I'm in the midst of a conundrum.  It's a rather interesting conundrum, because there are about a thousand possible solutions, yet nearly all of them are not the solution.

28Jan/11Off

Every so often I like to make noise

So I haven't had a good wordvomit in a while, and since I'm up a little later than I should be, and I'm enjoying the musical stylings of one Brian Transeau, I figured now is as good a time as any to put words on page.

Today's topic is: music. 

30Nov/10Off

I Hate Comcast

The title really says it all.  This company, like the massive telephone monopolies of old, wants more than anything to be the only kid in the internet/TV/phone sandbox, and so far they are doing a fairly good job of it.  They regularly block content that they don't approve of, all the while giving lip-service to the concept of net neutrality.  And today, through the dust-kicking of another company, they have officially broken me from my stoicism and I feel the need to rage, both to get some of this frustration out of me and to make more people aware of what is going on.