The Lord is My Shepherd … I shall eat all the grass.
Jesus is shepherd, therefore as followers of Jesus we are sheep and shepherd. It's about to get META up in herre!
Jesus Does Casper
Jesus does his best ghost impression, something that his disciples fall for immediately. Luckily for them, he isn't really a ghost.
He’s a Lich! Burn Him…. No, Wait, Worship Him!
Yes, it's Easter. Jesus has risen from the dead after being whipped nearly to death, nailed to a cross, stabbed through the heart, and shoved in an airtight tomb for a day and a half. Lich-King Jesus commands your worship and respect!
A Sacrifice of Confusion
Jesus talks about why he bothered to incarnate in the first place; the disciples look confused.
That is most definitely NOT how it is
Today I talk about platypi. Platypuses? Platypus? Platitude? Plongitude?
Lenten Baptismy Whatzit
Lent ... fancy church name that comes from "Lengthen" as in the days are getting longer as in it's springtime. So thing!